As I mentioned last week, I had a great time down at the Dolphin I a while back. I never got around to writing about it. Eh. Things happen.
I did want to talk briefly about something that really stuck with me though. Well, something besides the lovely Scarlett, my future ex-wife. There was a younger blonde in there. She was maybe 21 or 22. Anyway, she was the first girl I saw. Beautiful and built. She came down to give me a close-up several times during her set, her breasts right in my face.
“I love my breasts,” she told me as she brushed them against my cheek.
I threw a few more dollars her way to show my appreciation, and like that she was off the stage.
When her turn came back around, I made sure to sit front and center. Sometimes dancers are like rides at amusement parks. When you find one you like, you keep going back for more. So it was with this one. Just so…perky.
It was her third set when I finally discovered the source of her giddiness. After she removed her top, she reached up toward the ceiling and in the process revealed matching 4-inch scars in the crease under each of her breasts. They looked pretty fresh. No wonder she couldn’t get enough of them!
I wasn’t a big fan of the fake breasts until a co-worker let me feel her up several years ago. We were having a discussion about flashing while we were driving around looking at apartments. She mentioned she almost had hers paid off and I didn’t believe her. It had never dawned on me that she had implants. Until then, I hadn’t given it much thought. But when she took my hand and… well… it turned into a long lunch. Funny how one experience like that can change your opinion.
I’ve had a few conversations with girls about implants. They’re always discreet when I ask whether another girl has had surgery. They don’t comment. And good for them, I say. I’ve no idea what percentage of dancers have them. It’s probably higher than I suspect. Do they improve the bottom line? Do they pay for themselves? When well done, not the Dolly Parton double-G’s, but a nice C or maybe D, I bet they probably do.
Your thoughts?
December 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am
As a rule I’ve never been a fan of “enhancements”. Let mother nature rule, so to speak.
That being said, I do have a few friends that have benefitted from the procedure.
Personally I think the “Biguns” look silly, but as you say a C or D in proportion is nice.