Reader Matt asks:
What club would you recommend for the best couch dances..preferably offering the the most contact and nude.
That’s a complicated question, filled with a lot of ins and outs and what-have-yous. There are a ton of factors when considering the best couch dance in Portland. Are you looking for contact? Are you looking for nude? Are you looking for nude contact? Each of those three categories brings to mind a different club. So let’s take them in order.
Best couch dance (full-contact): The Dolphin II. A year ago, I would have said the Dolphin I, but all of their best dancers have moved to the Beaverton location. The remodel at the original location may perk things up over there, but at the end of the day it’s a difficult place to get to. Anyway, make sure you bring lots of Jacksons and ask for Roxxie. It’s well worth the extra cash to take her into the VIP room. Good times will flow.
Best Couch Dance (Nude): I’m gonna go a little off the reservation here and suggest you check out the 505 Club. There’s something about sitting back in an easy chair and watching a girl straddle you that gets the heart pumping. They’re not the best looking girls out there, but for all-nude dancing, there are few better places.
Best Couch Dance (Nude and full-contact): The OLCC is pretty strict about what you can and cannot do inside a strip club that serves alcohol. That’s what makes the juice bar a different beast. I’ve been reminded a couple of times that I need to do my write-up of Carnaval. That will come this week, I promise. In the meantime, if you’re looking for naked contact, may I recommend Jiggles. Yes, the cover is steep. And yes there’s no alcohol. But if nude contact is what you want, you have to go where it is. And Jiggles has it in spades.
Now. There’s another place you need to check out if you’re looking for occasional random contact. That place is the Dolphin 1. Last time I was in there, I got a face full of breasts out of the blue. And every now and then, you’ll get a random girl-on-girl show. Again, out of the blue. These aren’t things you can request. They just sort of happen.
So there’s my brief guide to the best couch dance in Portland. Or best lap dance in Portland. Whatever.
Is there someplace or someone I’ve missed? Let me know in the comments!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
I work Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 5-12 just in case anyone wants to take me up on those dances.
–Roxxie
September 25th, 2007 at 12:01 am
The best couch dance in Portland and you don’t even have to pay a cover charge! How can you beat that deal?
September 25th, 2007 at 6:34 am
Stars.
More upscale and cleaner than D2.
Look up Harley for a private dance.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Not so upscale… and kinda dive-y… and mostly hires Goth-y girls… but I kinda like Devil’s Point (SE 53rd & Foster) in “dirty southeast”.
Let’s just say that Stormy has her own fan club, and is an ex-Suicide Girl, and has an amazing energy and positivity on stage that also shows off-stage…